“HERE’S YOUR SIGN”
September 3, 2010 Uncategorized No Comments
By John M. Rogitz
I realize that government can walk and chew gum at the same time – they don’t need to focus 100% of their attention on the budget. But seriously?
In case you missed it, here’s a rundown of the wastes of time and resources our California government has been engaged in lately. As you might have guessed, none of these stories were reported by the MSM.
(1) The California Air Resource Board has indicated that some clips on gas pump nozzles are to blame for 13 spraying incidents in the last few months. Those clips allow you to go sit in your car while your gas pumps itself. The spraying malfunctions can apparently cause fire hazards and pollute the air with gas vapor.
As a result, the Office of the State Fire Marshal has issued a mandate to thousands of gas stations forcing them to remove the allegedly defective latches found on about one third of all pumps by October 15. The good news is that “safer” latches will be installed in the future.
Either way, preventing fire hazards sounds pretty reasonable, right? Daniel Berlant of Cal Fire explains: “Before the gas nozzle is actually inserted into the gas tank, gasoline is freely sprayed both onto the customer and onto the ground.”
As comedian Bill Engvall says, “Here’s your sign.”
Let me get this straight: Some moron tries to set the cruise control on the gas pump before the nozzle is actually inserted into the car and now everyone else, including small business owners, have to suffer? That’s not a fire hazard, that’s an idiot hazard. Everyone stay off the road when members of the California Air Resource Board are driving.
(2) Assembly Bill 1060 is advancing in our legislature and aims to prevent the sale of alcohol at self-checkout lines at grocery stores. Apparently it’s too easy for teens to buy alcohol because they can proceed through checkout without presenting ID. What ever happened to hanging around outside until some one “cool” came along?
Regardless, teens and people “in an advanced state of intoxication” have been buying alcohol at these self-checkouts without proving that they’re 21 and sober. The scam is that they simply scan a benign item and then put a six-pack in the bag instead of the scanned item.
Mind you, the Assembly isn’t banning self-checkouts all-together. They’re just banning the sale of alcohol at them…sales which are already being avoided by fraudulently scanning other items. Nice one.
This law will only hurt honest adults who are in a hurry to get to their cocktail party. It doesn’t even remotely address the problem. Thanks, California State Assembly. “Here’s your sign.”
(3) In a rare instance of self-restraint, a bill to ban the open-carry of unloaded weapons has failed in the Assembly, although it did pass in the Senate. As San Diego’s ABC affiliate 10news.com summed up, “The bill, AB1934, would have made it a misdemeanor to openly carry a handgun in a public place. Current California law permits carrying a rifle or a handgun in a holster if it is not loaded.”
What was the motivation for such a law, you might ask? 10news.com has the answer to that, too: “Democratic Assemblywoman Lori Saldana of San Diego sought the bill after gun-rights groups held a series of demonstrations openly carrying unloaded weapons.”
That, my friends, is your modern Democratic party. You simultaneously exercise two of your constitutional rights (freedom of assembly and the right to bear arms) in a manner that displeases Assemblywoman Lori Saldana and that’s it, you’re done. A new law just for you.
That’s not a “Here’s your sign” situation. That’s a “Kick intolerant politicians like Lori Saldana out of office” situation.
There you have it, folks. An “In Case You Missed It” segment focused on the actions of our very own California government. At least they won’t be able to do as much damage next week, they’re off on Monday.
COPYRIGHT 2010 JOHN M. ROGITZ




